This was worse than the time that I shot a bald eagle.
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
He tried to say the picture wasn't him. Like I'd forget his curved boner.
my shower just felt like jesus cried on me. like he shed tears just for my shower.
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I guess I just laid down next to him with the entire pot of mac n cheese and started giving him a handie with one hand and eating with the other
Things are burning & the world smells of peanut butter. It's beautiful.
You then showed up downstairs in only a robe, telling everyone how you were "the most chivalristic fratstar ever."
I'm gonna fuck that sweet little pussy of yours into absolute submission
Wow. Sorry. As soon as I sent that I felt inappropriate. But yes. Bring a sandwich after. Lol
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
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He's a fucking asshole. Who gives good head. And seriously I have never seen someone less committed to hair color
I was about to take him home and fuck his brains out but then the police came and arrested him for the stolen credit card he had been buying me drinks with all night...
We drove through Taco-Bell on our way to the ER
Come on, will you just fuck him so we can watch Star Wars.
Just by hearing the girl outside reciting the info on her fake ID, I know it's gonna be a good night
I didn’t not spend thanksgiving morning making out with him in a diner parking lot
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