3:47a: I take it you're not on your way over
Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
I swear to God, I saw my life flash between my legs.
If I had a penis I would totaly hang shit off it. Like stretched out peach rings and fruit rollups.
I just wanted to say sorry for trying to jack off your dog last night.
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
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You. Win. At. Life.
You almost set me on fire last night.
You probably deserved it.
Sober now. I'm really glad I didn't try to make out with that guy who has a pregnant fiance
Your ability to eat ass like its your job and yet turn down quinoa because it's "gross" is confusing.
I keep picking up boring men who literally just want to cuddle. HOW AM I THIS BAD AT GETTING SEX?
Our sub is singing "i believe i can fly" after yelling at the class this whole time and this is really hella weird
I fear our relationship is coming to an end. Last night I felt the need to bloody apologise for waking him up with a blow job.
Did I tell you I drunk fucked my one roommate last week
Uh no
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