quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
epic walk of shame this morning involving 2 subway transfers. I need to start sexing locally.
Hey guys, just to let you know, I have a boyfriend...so that hookup was kind of a one time thing.
was that a mass text??
She sent me a text saying she picked out 17 different Halloween costumes for our kids when they hit the age of 4... The cling factor should have me running right now but honestly I'm just curious
Explain to me how it was that you spent the entire night playing pool with three lesbians and did not get a foursome out of it.
Just got a blowjob on the pier where my great-grandfather entered America.
You left the resturant and came back with a McDonalds burger in your pocket so ya...no more pregaming birthday dinners. Especially since it wasn't your birthday.
He brought her home and fucked her in a gingerbread man costume in a cardboard rapunzel castle. He had a pretty good night.
My only positive piece of news is that my roommate is moving home for the summer, so our stress-relief sex will be much easier to get away with.
Just walked by the neighbors and they are definitely butt naked sitting on a bed, watching Netflix, baked out of their minds, with the blinds open.
Welcome to Bellingham.
Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior, Kendra's boobs?
The bump on my forehead, i think, was from falling asleep at front door, on my knees, slumped over. But we played good music so what?
I JUST AGREED TO GO TO A CHILD'S BIRTHDAY PARTY AT A PLACE CALLED PUZZLE'S FUN DOME WHY DO I HATE MYSELF
I want you to worship my cock.
That's not how you start a conversation.
I woke up and there was a huge blow up palm tree in my bed...
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