she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
i am not allowed to pick the men i sleep with anymore
I need your advice and before you say it, no, it cannot be solved by a blow job
You clearly don't understand the power you wield with your mouth.
Get everyone out of their dorms and watch 3 girls do the walk of shame from my room.
Did you get drunk last night? You put Christian lyrics as your fb status again.
pouring popcorn down my shirt before we went to the bar was the best idea ever. it was delicious and convenient.
can you go into shock from having too many orgasms? i think i went into shock.
They told me you were taking cheese cube shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce... Is this true?
Why would I send you a picture of it when I could just steal the gnome and put it in your bed with you? Admit it, he looks just like gnomeo!
You're the common denominator of my blackouts.
So you're on like a list there now..."Do not under any circumstances give this person a knife. Serve them in plastic cups ONLY"
Leave it to me to sleep w a guy who gets poison ivy on his dick
I think I just did my first walk of shame. He sent me home with a watermelon from his farm. Southern one night stands.
We got drunk, we had raw sex and we discussed about the showrunner change in Doctor Who, in that order.
condom fairy costume came in handy...we were making out in my living room and he wanted it so i took a condom off the costume and we did it right there...with my tutu still on....
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