He wanted to take me out and said we could "go huntin in the woods."
I am not hooking up with him just to see what his penis looks like.
i just used shampoo as lube. why? because i'm worth it.
He must hate going to the bathroom. Every time he does he is reminded how small his dick is.
oh i have no idea about his personality. i imagine it's the same as it was- except now combined with a receding hairline and a beer gut
My own vomit just splashed me in the face. How's your day going
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
She just mixed her Emergen-C with champagne... Vegas here we come!
That is was cool to fuck the single mother accross the street until every girl i bring home gets the car keyed.
Because the guy guy doing the drawing either wanted to bone, or wanted us to stop entering the contest. Either way, we got concert tickets so I'm cool with both scenarios.
Don't need my thirties to be known as the decade of "new types of shits from drinking" like last night.
we talked about the guy being eaten by the anaconda.. Then I proceeded to blow him
She has the best kind of daddy issues
Drunk me commented on almost all of her pictures. My favorite one is titled "be as the sea". My comment is "cold, rough, large and letting anyone come inside you. you accomplished." Guessing I'm not invited to the party anymore.
Leaves on the ground. Coffee in one hand and your man in my other. Lovely fall morning.
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