"romantic friends" sounds more classy then friends with benfits
I wish the holidays was like a drive thru. Get in. Get your presents. Get out.
i had to do the walk of shame dressed as a leprechaun. I have never been more proud of my irish roots.
is it STILL halloween? when did this turn into a week long holiday
Not many best friends can say they've all made out with a homeless guy
just watched my roommates get stoned and jury rig a pulley system to pass the bowl back and forth across the room.
Do you think she will like "you don't have to swallow this time" gift certificates for Xmas?
Just doin' what I do best: sitting in a stall in the class building's bathroom, pondering life and exploring deep, dark corners of the internet before class.
Apparently he proposed after he saw me chug vodka out of a traffic cone.
So, this year for my birthday, want to get rip-roaring schmammered and watch my episode of my super sweet 16? We can do lines off my tiara.
I got drunk by myself and ended up listening to Beethoven in the dark.
the guy working the counter at the liquor store noticed i got my haircut and said it was pretty.....
I just woke up and I don't really remember anything past 1pm. How much am I missing?
A good 10-11 hours. You got laid twice. Also, you out-ran a cop and played football with a lamp.
God does not give you boobs that amazing to not share them with your friends
I am not a whore. I just wanted casual drinking, monogamous sex and occasional McDonald's runs.
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