mutual masturbation is only cool if cash money records is involved.
Dogs love guiness but it fucks up their kidneys
I just googled maps his house, and took the virtual tour back to my apartment, just so I could visualize the walk of shame in the morning
Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
he calls his bong barack obonga, commander in kief. i found where i belong.
When you get home we need to compare our schedules and set up masturbation slots. I'm scares of you walking in on me. Again.
You left your underwear here. I'm hanging it on my door
I'm so pissed my boobs hit the emergency stop button during my workout
so hungover ... i gave my nephew five bucks to go blow bubbles for an hour in the kitchen.
you left me with this keg alone. this is on your hands
I'm not surprised. You have the libido of an Italian soccer team.
never underestimate the power of walking into a bar alone in uv cat makeup.. took home a seven foot man
So Monday we're lesbians.
Deal. This decision is final and any rebates on this will result in losing an eyeball.
Yo plow her in the living room were all outside tommy wants to see
I woke up on my girls floor with a pound of muenster cheese in my shirt pocket
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