I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
I just came so hard I farted. Twice. Thank God I'm alone.
If Billy Mays did an infomercial on your dick, it still wouldn't get you laid.
Yea went to the bars and he called me 2 hours later with random people saying he is at a place that i don't think exists
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I literally sat down and peed with my underwear still on. How does that happen?
i mean he wasn't bad looking, but i wouldn't have slept with my professor if i knew everyone would get an A
I am standing at the lion i publicly humped last night. i am mortified.
Tell her you can forgive her unacceptable behavior because her dad and his dog weren't married when they conceived her.
Leave it to us to have a family reunion in a bar bathroom
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Cops do not care. One just laughed and said "precious"
the old man that you threw the shoe at says "hi" and many rude words...
I took Xanax and it did nothing to me. First sign I'm crazy and actually need it.
I just peed on a rich man's lawn fuck yeah America
Tell me why I woke up outside of our hotel room Wearing a cowboy hat and boots in Las Vegas.
You know you drink too much when the bartender at your favorite bar recognizes you at chipotle with your sunglasses on.
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