Dude, Her having kids just means she puts out.
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
Going to get yelled at but I labeled the reel "four dried up sluts decide going to the middle east to shop during a war is the best idea ever"
Just woke up with a blunt in each nostril and a lighter duct taped to my chest...good lookin out
I have Denny's hours of operations written on the palm of my hand....not in my writing, in a girls writing, is that as good as or equal to a cell number?
Hickies on top of my hickies. I need a leash and/or a positive female role model
I ran into the bouncer who kicked me out of that beach bar a few months ago. I told him I'd only been thrown out of two other places since then. He was proud.
You serve our country by fighting in the sandbox, i serve our country by entertaining rich businessmans' daughters. We each do our part.
Happy Halloween!! Last Halloween we spent together you got brought home in a shopping cart
Well... I got her number now... I think she is a dish best served drunk
I vaguely remember losing my underwear to 2 chicks in a bathroom. That drunk.
I used my mad pharmacist skills to turn ordinary birth control into morning after. I think my professors would be proud.
the bucket list is making me question my morals...and sexuality
I'm a history major and he's the descendant of TWO presidents. Did you really think I wasn't going to sleep with him?
You ran outside mistaken the snow for sand and started screaming "WHERES TH BEACH"
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