just got waxed at a place I havent been to in a while
woman didnt remember me then in the middle of waxing she announced that she just didnt recognize my face
How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
the boy next to me on the plane handed me a shot glass, then a perkaset, and told me to have a good week off..hellllo spring break.
The first song on his sex mix was "highway to the danger zone"
i just did the math...im a product of my mothers birthday sex
today's workout consisted of me putting my fake in my sports bra and running to the liquor store.
I can't break up with him, I ran the math. Taking into account his 7 inch penis and the standard deviation from average, almost 90% of guys should have a smaller penis than he does.
Really? Penis math? This is why guys shouldn't date female engineers.
They invented the twister shot game. You put a shot on each circle, take it when you land on it, and if you fall, they funnel the mat and make you drink it. New best friends.
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.
I want to reach into my vagina and rip out my uterus with my bare hands. Understand how much it hurts now?
I legitimately had a champagne shower last night at a rave. I was also carrying around two bananas in my pockets like guns. Drunk doesn't even. Begin to explain My night.
I think I was just hit on by Jesus Christ. This is not okay. Bad Touch. I NEED AN ADULT!
Calm the hell down, it's just stoner Bob.
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
I didn't have anyone to cheers so I tapped my beer on your fish tank... a little too hard
Its not that hard to understand he's my holiday boyfriend, we ignore each other most of the year except on holidays when I give him head
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