its official now. im not pissing on secret service cars with a senators inside anymore.
totally just realized while washing my face that Cetaphil looks like semen.
Some chick in the back of my Psychologhy of Addictions class just did a line off her hand. She tried to make it look subtle.
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
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He has a chalkboard tally in his bathroom of "Me vs. Toilet". He's losing.
Your scrotum should have touched every square inch of that place by now. Start with the water fountain.
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
Not sure how I feel about St Psts and March Madness being on the same weekend. I feel like I've been screwed out of a drunk holiday.
I've never been to a "going away to jail" cookout. do we bring a present?
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Okay. So my choices are the sleeping Guy who looks about twelve and a man that looks like he was the original sandman. Im gonna need a beer for this......
Everyone here knows me as 'that chick who will most likely steal your girlfriend'. My 99% success rate tells me this name is acceptable.
At leat we can cross off 'having sex in a classroom' on our bucket list.
All I wanted was a couple of orgasms before work, is that too much to ask?!
Where you at? Come home and endure this shit show called "The Second Presidential Debate".
Too much dab too little lung dying 😵😵😵