she's basically destroyed all of the faith i had that skinny blond girls could be a functioning part of society.
Should I shave my pubes in the shape of a top hat so I can nickname my junk Abe Lincoln?
Have you ever seen an entire lecture hall fist pump? It's magical.
Sunburnt clitoris. How do I deal with it.
After she came with my hands around her neck, she sat there for a minute and gave me the scuba diving sign for a-ok.
She was stumbling around looking for her cat. She said i could help, but i had to call him by his jungle name
He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
on a scale of 1 to 'no sex' how busy are you this week?
dude Steve you don't even know. its just been one hairy asshole after another.
Maybe if more guys knew my pillowtalk occasionally includes me scribbling notebook diagrams of cell signalling pathways, I'd get laid more often
It was one of those nights where you get back from the bar and end up staying up till 3AM beating off to facebook photos of girls from college
Have you picked out a bathroom stall in which to fuck? Since you've got all this free time before her plane lands...
When I die I just want my headstone to my name, date of birth-death, and TEQUILA!!
I might be drinking a 4-day old opened beer on a Wednesday. You're in no position to judge me.
It would have only made it one day at my place.
If my one night stand asked me to move in with him right after does it still count as a one nighter?
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