His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
Rylan was made in your driveway. Just thought, as godfather, you should know.
I woke up in what appears to be a taco bell graveyard in my bed.
my step dad just called me a drunken slut..someone in my family finally understands me
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After we fucked he shhhh'd me and said your welcome
I forgot not everyone drinks wine out of the bottle. My grandma just asked if i needed a glass with a disappointing look.
Drunk me was responsible for doing it, but sober me was definitely cheering him on
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
Just promise me you wont die... or hook up with an old asian lady playing slots
Cant promise that last part. I won't die though
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I found my hair extensions. They were in my hamper.
Awareness is good for change and all, but ignorance is bliss. I like bliss.
I got custody of our girlfriend in the breakup.
I'm sorry for drunkenly throwing a spoon at you and then laughing at your pain.
I just googled, "what type of cured meat does my face taste like", and one of the top results was, "The Definitive Guide to Bacon." I couldn't make this up if I tried.
I just got wasted for $3.50. My life can't get any better.
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