talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
the bulge in his pants is not junk. its hair. trust.
I crashed her parents' car cause she was giving me road head. Its probably best to just let them think I'm a bad driver.
I tried to interpretive dance to Candy Shop to stop the awkwardness.
Bro. Some kids just drive-by judged the shit outta me.
WHAT GOOD IS APPRECIATING IF NOBODY'S NAKED
So they found him after the wedding still dressed up in his feather boa and top hat passed out in a bush...
woke up to a case of keystone on my porch when I went to bed at seven that morning.. I think it's someone's peace offering for getting my roommates car towed
Does me being hung over take away from how professional I can be today?
You are free to stop by. I promise to keep my penis in my leather pants
I told you for Halloween we just need to let the loins free! Let the girth come to us in a flock, drenched with passion!
I'm so happy for you. But I still have to shave because a woman has needs and this woman needs an orgasm.
I almost wrecked my car because of a guy in skinny jeans had a boner
They have a shelf full of jello shots, what have i gotten myself into
Of course my parents remember you. You showed them your tits
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