Just got my rental car in Iowa...gas is under 2 dollars in des moines...this is not a real state
i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
I know I'm all grown up when I don't have to take my pregnancy test in the store bathroom anymore.
IDK but this explains my bloody dashboard.
I don't think it counts as a walk of shame when it's someone you've wanted for 4 years. That's mission accomplished.
He seems to have a lot of things figured out and most of the answers involve bourbon
Mainly I just wanna pet bunnies. And purple chicks. Well any color chicks if I close my eyes. But purple if I open them.
I'm drinking vodka. Get ready for my famous "come over" mass snapchats
You slapped my ass and yelled "HOOTY TOOTY WHAT A BOOTY" in a Schwarzenegger voice
All of my Tinder matches have neck tattoos. It's like God wants me to go to jail again.
i got to his house for our first date at the same time as his dealer, so what I'm saying is I'm in love
If it makes you feel any better they literally are drinking alcohol out of a toilet. They are serving drinks out of a nasty ass toilet...!
Dude no i feel my liver disintegrating
2020 sucks, I want a refund
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