I may be a little high but I'm pretty sure my alphabet soup has only Os in it
We call that spaghetti Os
Banjos are just sex machines. Like lights to moths, banjos are to hipster bitches.
3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
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facebook friend requested him the morning after while he was still asleep in my bed, a whole new level of creeper even for me
Sorry I dragged you across a parking lot
We jumped on a random trolley because total strangers offered us free vodka. We're not even on the route map as far as I can tell. I see now how those people died in "Hostel"... we deserve whatever happens to us tonight.
I've got beer and a bag of saltwater taffy and croutons, is that enough for this typhoon thing?
It's 10:15 on a Wednesday night and my dick is covered in pop rocks. How's your Wednesday going?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm not coming to work today because tequila
You know more about his cock specs than his childhood. Proud of you
We broke up. My life is now 7 inches less.
Sometimes I look at dogs and just thing about how it's weird we both came from wolves
Lay off the drugs kid
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
Found my paycheck. It was in the freezer
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