i just realized that we are the poor version of bethenny and jill from real housewives... and I'm jill. this is a 6.5 on the depressing scale
at least we're not in new jersey
She actually said during sex "the only thing that would make this more perfect is if we were listening to Lenny Kravitz"
So, obviously, you had to give a fake number this morning.
Yes. Also, we may never be able to go back to that bar again.
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
Just found out you can rent the rollerena for 100 bucks and you can bring your own beer... when are you free this week?
Jenna and Ryan are ranting and raving about child custody. MY VASECTOMY SMILES.
That was an excessively violent trivia night
Find me a date. With a beard. I want him to rub his beard on my tits. I'm not even into that stuff but I think it'd be so warm.
Why have her stay eight hours when I only last eight minutes?
Although I am concerned about who made the decision to let you loose in a bridal show I am proud to see you in a sombero again.
You were sitting in the middle of the floor spewing vodka at people proclaiming "I a whale". That drunk.
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
Never have i felt more judged than when i was throwing up in front of a hello kitty shower curtain at 5 in the morn
he high fived his dick after we had sex
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
In hindsight I shouldn't have been blasting Antichrist Superstar if I didn't want to seem suspicious driving up to a Catholic church
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