her vagina probably looks like a grenade went off in a deli
Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
I might have a beer. Just to keep this hangover on its toes.
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No, I stopped taking my meds because I like crazy me better
I'm not a creep or anything, just a lost soul looking for a good lay
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
i was on the fence about his sexual orientation until he referred to his marlboro loghts as "carrie bradshaws"
Well if my looks don't work with her I'll eat the 50 nuggets to impress her fat roommate.
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Do you remember trying to use a pencil, pen, and sunglasses as your second form of ID at the bar when they wouldn't let you in last night?
I realized I was totally the dude in that hook up. I came first and didn't wanna help him finish. And he had paisley sheets.
You played Frank Sinatra today after we had sex. You moved way up in my literal book of men. Congrats.
I feel a little uneasy about having my grandma sleep in my bed that I've banged chicks in not too long ago... Fuckin blizzards
Dry heaving on campus is my new low. Also, go pats
I threw up in my backpack last night, but at least it wasn't in the pizza box again
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