I had to move some guys boxers out of the dryer. This is the closest I'll be getting to dick this month.
NEWS FLASH: A bottle of wine can fit into a taco bell cup.
it's like heaven, but drunker
there is no 'pace myself' on the blackout express
i was that girl throwing up in the urinal. it was a dark moment in my life.
Well it went from being a hug to a straight out tackle through the back door.
the only thing keeping me going right now is the knowledge that in 2 hours i'll be drunk at the circus.
not my fault hes the one that tried to cuddle after. said he wanted to spoon away the shame.
I'm on my way, but at some point we're going to have to settle who gave who crabs the last time
last nights episode of shot friends brought to you by polish vodka and flamingo baseball. pickles cure hangovers.
He told me to put on my big boy pants, then take them off and fuck her before he smacks me with a chair. His pep talks suck.
So he was supposed to be helping me with my math but instead we ended up drinking coconut rum in his basement and having sex. I think my mom was right, getting a tutor will be good for me. Relieves the stress.
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
Let's play "Guess What I Just Found In My Vagina?"
Randomize
