The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
Assholes at mcdonalds drive through wouldn't serve us last night even though we said we were on small motorcycles that were to small for them to see and weren't heavy enough for the sensors. We made noises and everything.
he found my favorite bra, 3 thongs and a pair of jeans and gave them back. i love move out day.
I miss being able to drink at 11am just cause it was sunny outside.
Sitting on the floor in my kitchen eating taquitos. Being this drunk the next day has lost its allure post graduation.
I mean I'm not worried about us not getting wasted. I'm more worried that I'll be doing a Boris yeltzen impression by 1030.
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
The two guys from next door helped him do a backflip. The ended up throwing him halfway through a ceiling tile. Don't worry, we fixed it with duct tape.
he was gone before i woke up. left a pee stain, phone number, note and $20 for sheets. safe to say i will not be calling.
And by pregame I mean drink heavily and watch Russian dash cam car crash vids
yeah, never be friends with someone with shitty eyebrows.. they obviously already make poor life choices
Can we table this discussion? The roommate is out of town and I have to eat pie on the couch in my underwear.
Been smoking since 4. The inevitable finally happened: I bought a cheesecake.
uh why is my bathtub filled with kool aid? or is that blood?
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