whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
I think the phrase "bag of smashed assholes" describes it best
i just saw an ambulance and a fire truck pull away from the dorms. it appears somebody actually IS feeling shittier than me today.
I should have known there'd be issues when he included "beautiful soul" in our playlist
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He dumped me and I don't wanna fuck his best friend for revenge. Is this what maturity feels like?
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
Is it sad that I just used my electrical knowledge to not only fix but improve my vibrator?
I just stole a conducting baton from the chicago symphony orchestra... i have to stop drinking on weeknights
fat chick, vomit on the dog, and three unidentifiable pills in my ear. all in the same ear. what the hell happened after the guests showed up?
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I am dressed. And we didn't do anything. He's gorgeous and tall tho. Something nice to look at when I'm hungover
I took a hang over nap infront of the door to my 9am class
I would totally lead with that as a line.'So, I was on Legends of the Hidden temple as a kid.. Your place or mine?'
Omg i got really stoned and used a makeup app on my grandma...well, I’m definitely not adopted
Come over.
Look lady I can't have sex with you EVERY day. I have things to do.
Sorry I’m late. Got horny watching the traffic report and had to rub one out
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