So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
Stop it. You sound like you're giving birth.
Just made hot dog dorito pasta. It happened.
Your lack of great college experience of margaritas and foam parties scares me
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His penis makes me feel like a mystic dragon sliding down a turbo slide covered in white gumdrops and sour cashews
Same.
There's a man in a pumpkin/reaper outfit advertising a new head shop outside the Taco Bell. I love this town.
Going through my purse trying to find money for this cab but all I keep pulling out if chicken from my burrito o ate an hour ago. Help?
tell me why they applauded then the bartender locked himself in the bathroom when i walked into the bar today ????
Per my usual Thursday, I blacked out and slept on the stairs.
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while giving me head, she stopped, looked up at me smiling and said "ill never be able to look at bananas the same way again" and then went back to work.
I forgot that I'm high because of how high I am.
he'll eat me out, but god forbid we double dip when sharing salsa
are you the reason the first floor girls' bathroom smells like weed?
Hi darlin, what are you doing tonight?
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If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
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