just bought a 30 and sold it for $2 a can to some dumb ass high school kids. now lets buy two and get really drunk
so he made me dinner last pm @whch point i askd if i could help out. he hands me his fucking laundry and asks me 2 do it
only you. it could only happen to you.
I just saw a van full of amish parents and their kids. Those cheating mother fuckers!
He had a cowboy hat I don't know where from and he was trying to lasso a snowman with a dog leash.
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
This is my first time seeing you since your lesbian experience. SO EXCITED!
I realized last night, I never talk dirty in German during sex. How much wasted potential is that?
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
TACOBELL COOL RANCH TACOS MARCH 7TH. I think realistically that will be more like valentines day for us. Bc nothing says romance like tacobell.
I'm sitting in Starbucks, waiting for direction in my life, or it to be 8 p.m. Whatever comes first.
i'm hungover but need to study so i had a vodka orange juice, three ibuprofen and an adderall for breakfast. what up med school
I felt like the hulk waking up from a black out except with munchies
I'm hungover and eating lunch at an elementary school. The children are barking. Litrealy barking, like dogs.
And change of plans today, I'm gonna lay in bed and eat taco bell and try not to die. Brazilians another day.
I went to the nurse and she literally told me I was too sexually active and wrote me a prescription for 7 days of pelvic rest...... Hahahhahaha
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