His bond is $50,000..margarita Monday might get cancelled
I mean we've tried to get high on nutmeg, we clearly dont know the definition of "too far"
We've started doing pot butter shots. WHY AREN'T U HERE
it was either a cry for help or you were gargling vodka. we didnt care either way.
I have the perfect view of a sexy blonde in yoga pants stretching from the shoulder press machine. I'll be here all night. So glad I came high.
Ur here with me in spirit. Now run free. Run free
shes taking the breakup well, i walked in on her naked passed out wearing a turban with a bag of peanut butter choc chips in hand at 5 in the afternoon.
There was blow residue on my chem book and my TA was like, did u stain your notebook with CaCO3?
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
I almost died today via plastic wrap. I AM THE REASON THEY PUT WARNING LABELS ON THINGS.
You're about wine.
Yes, I'm like 90% wine at the moment
I just want to go home and eat bagel bites in my underwear
He put rainforest music on before we had sex I felt like I was in the Amazon
I find celibacy oppressive. Huge waste of my time and talents.
looked it up online and zoo tickets are only 20 bucks and there's also a museum of science close to the hotel.
i'm not going to a FUCKING museum. i want to be wasted and possibly double penetrated... have you EVER been on vacation?
Turns out naked twister is less fun than it sounds. I can never look Lee in the eye again. But Aimee's boobs are glorious.
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