You discussed the Arab/Israeli conflict with the guy behind the counter at the Kebab shop telling him you supported his people. He was clearly Asian.
Yeah he had his two razors labeled "face" and "pubes". Should I be disgusted or impressed?
They asked if I wanted to shotgun a beer and before i could ask who had a knife they all had bit holes into the cans. Im never leaving Germany!
She washed her feet in the sink at white castle. I want this girl in my life.
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For some reason I knew you were going to smell like strippers and burritos when I hugged you.
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
We fucked in my basement while hiding from the cops.. And now his Facebook picture is him and others holding up there MIP's in front of my house.. I feel obligated to add him as a friend.
I feel like I have two modes: Super fuckin high, or super giddy from caffeine. I have learned to accept this.
IT'S LIKE SHE TAKES SECRET KUNG FU CUNT LESSONS AND THEN BRUCE LEES ALL OVER EVERYONE.
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New found love of volunteering, when there's free wine available at all times. Good times. And I get to to feel good about helping people.
He tried to tell me that he could handle his liquor better than "all the bitches in this town." AS HE THREW UP. ALL. OVER.
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
Just got a snapchat from him that was a video of with the caption "my new apartment" in Brazil. I think we might not be seeing eachother anymore.
Maybe why that's why I'm perpetually single... I can't find a guy with bigger balls than mine.
I'm still alive btw, in case you were worried about my well being.
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