they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
I hope that the reason I've been psycho on him is that I'm pregnant and not just psycho.
We played Russian Roulette with a revolving Nerf gun. If you shot yourself in the face, you had to drink.
You guys tried to boil water to fill up the empty hot tub. After the fourth trip back with the kettle you gave up.
There comes a time where you just have to sit back and watch the drunken idiots pee on each other
omg. i wish i could describe to you the number of things that were just in my vagina. i feel like i got gangbanged by construction workers.
He is stood at the top of the stairs nursing the stolen cat
He fell on top of me at a party. I slept with him a week later. We've been fucking for 2 moths. Most successful relationship ever.
she pretty much pinned my hand to her boob "on accident" for like 10 seconds before she moved. Waiting the rest of the night was just a formality.
Makes sense. My grandma just did this shot. MY FAMILY KICKS ASS.
It was the easiest thing I've ever done. 3am she walked into my room, saw my Buffalo Bills blanket, said go bills and got naked.
If you binge watch Bill Nye Saves the World without me you can consider yourself single
I know I drink too much cuz "ssssjllapph peneinssesss" automatically comes up in my phone now.
I'm sorry for peeing on you last night. Will cookies make up for it?
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