It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
WAKE UP. GET ME THE PILL. AND SAVE MY LIFE
he said "cool" when i took off my bra and proceeded to stare wideeyed at them the ENTIRE time. it was like sleeping with the kid i showed my boobs to for the first time in 6th grade.
After he came inside me, he made us hold hands and pray that I wasn't pregnant.
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also, I just found three random bruises on my knee. probably from when I was velcrod to the stairs
Please stop leaving drunk voicemails with your new black/Irish accent.
I'll be in my room with a breakfast burrito at 2:30. It's up to you...
If I get to the point of singing Man of Constant Sorrow then please god let me do it, record it, then cut me off.
Not even joking, someone broke into the house to watch porn. The cops are on the way.
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I'm smoking a bowl with matches and a candle while my mother washes dishes downstairs. I thought adulthood was supposed to be different.
She's going to be the first to die of too much illness. Not even super bad stuff like cancer but like for having a cold at the same time as a sore throat and chlamydia or something. Just too much diseases.
He started tongueing his parfait and told "thats what I'd to your ass" in the middle of Starbucks. Of course i brought him home
Btw...refried beans is a terrible thing to throw up.
Why can't you just come over, fuck me, then leave so i can get stoned and watch law and order?
So my furniture is upside-down, two lamps are glued to the ceiling, and there is a kitten sleeping on Kyle's face. Please tell me what happened last night....
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