He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
Yeah..And after he fingered me, he wiped it on my face and laughed.
ew wtf
I need to stop coming to work sober
Theres a dude at this concert at the urinal double fisting beers, taking drinks from both while simultaneously pissing euerywhere. He is my hero
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The cab driver had me sign for the payment and I was like give me a second while I throw up right outside your door.
The party got busted because you two got caught having sex on the neighbors trampoline, come on man.
He just whispered "doors are weird" and then laughed so hard he fell down the stairs.
I got whiskey, so I think the blizzard and I are at an even match
Wait... All I had to do was ask for a sandwich and you would have come over
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You're 31, how do you still outdrink all these college kids?
Practice, Irish genes, and a lack of desire to live past 40. But mostly practice.
Alright if I email the police department asking for my mug shot do you think they will email it to me
I never thought I could be this turned on by a man wearing racoon tails.
He's coming over again? GIRL, you're thoroughly enjoying the month of Dicktember.
May I the honors of taking your dick tonight?
The honor would be all mine.
Just do what I do and listen to your vagina. She’ll growl when she smells good dick
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