I think i found my new favorite workout. Go to a party where you dont know anybody and constantly walk around the house so you dont look awkward standing alone. im up to 1.8 miles
Leave Me Alone
At least least me cry on your voice mail
it was like weight watchers had a halloween party.
I just typed my entire senior project presentation on my blackberry,
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It's sad that my net worth at the moment is 4 beers
i dont care how hungover you are, go back to the frat house and get him. HE IS 11.
no. 1 rule of bromania: no females
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
Blacked out, Had to be carried out of the bar again by two large black bouncers. Asked them to be my "boo thangz" Again.
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I just slammed another champagne, swaggered over to her, pointed across the room at the 20 y/o lacrosse player and whispered loudly, "I brought that one for YOU." I'm getting a raise.
Got hit on by the cable guy. Solid 9. Think Orlando Bloom with a glorious curly mullet.
And the prospective student I was showing around had to take care of me.
She may be more beautiful than I am, but I bet she hasnt pissed in as many public places as me...
There's no button for "gave my boyfriend's cock to a friend" on my intimacy calendar.
Why do I know about what dicks have been in your mouth but didn't know you had a dog? What kind of friends are we??
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