You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
barbara walters just said penis...
why do i have 22 missed calls from someone who is literally saved in my phone as bumrape star??
those are such fre$h shoes
going to ignore the use of the word "fresh" in a sentence that isnt related to produce and/or other food stuffs and especially the part where you replaced an "s" with a dollar sign
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Before I left in the morning I deleted her purity ring app off her iPod, I figured it would save her the shame
I wish there was a lawn mower version of Roomba so I could just drink and cheer it on from the stoop.
Out of all the things I've put my penis in, this seems the most unfortunate.
To my wonderful winter break booty calls: thank you for making this holiday season enjoyable. I look forward to seeing you boys again this summer.
It's like the first time your mom catches you masturbating. We both know what she saw. We're just not talking about it...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Made eye contact with his twin sister the day after he gave me a lifechanging blowjob. Do you think she knows?
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
And I wasn't CONVICTED of a felony, I just committed one
If a clean cut ginger with a flannel and tattoos shows up at the apartment, he is allowed inside.
I dont need your sympathy!!!! Just a fifth of vodka and gummy bears...lots and lots of gummy bears to take my agression out on.
I have filthy fantasies involving his tongue. My vagina almost exploded while he was licking that ice cream cone.
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