So I decided to put different foods on my dick to see which would feel the best
and??
Cake is only good when you eat it
may or may not have recieved head in the car before we came in.
First straight guy ever blown in a Prius. Congrats.
Is it bad that I stopped wanting to fuck her as soon as I noticed she had dry skin?
I sometimes completely doubt that you're straight.
These hangoverless Sunday mornings are becoming too regular.
he walked down the highway for 3 miles at 4 am, and got me coffee on the way. i dont think a blow job would have been enough.
let's just pour the lemonade mix into the soco. cut out the middle man.
We went to Denny's and he threatened to fight an entire high school track team by himself
"willing to pay anyone fun whos willing to hang out and laugh at my jokes while my friends are MIA" is this to desperate?
jut tell him gently that you'd rather spend more time with his dick than his face
I think if wine wasn't a thing I'd give up on life.
I consider my hand a solid 5. So if I'm dipping below a 7.5, I might as well go with old faithful.
Just want to let you know thanks for setting the bar pretty low when it comes to girls.
His dick isn't even good enough to be this much of an asshole
The sex definitely would have been a perk. But not sitting in a ditch was what I was going for...
HEY I WILL KIDNAP THE FUCK OUT OF YOUR PET GOAT
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