I am in a vortex of obligation.
5 am is for sleeping. Or getting railed on by a stranger. But never for fundraising. Get real.
She talked about nothing but beanie babies for 45 minutes. I'm never getting high with her again.
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
she fell through a window trying to flash someone
Dude. The only thing that I use less than my dick is my tennis racket. We need to play.
I see your walk of shame and raise you a day in jail wearing a girls old workout clothes.
I knew you were blacked out when you started refusing beer.
And to top it off I think that was the first time in history that anyone has used "oh just taking care of her grandmother and doing porn" in the same sentence.
Se wrote an essay in class about proper and fashionable winter wear for dogs. Of course I regret fucking her.
Deciding whether to take my sex toys home for Christmas will be the biggest decision I make this holiday season
Dick very happy bro
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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