Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
her last google searches are 'cheap african safari' and 'what does lion taste like'
I like how you try to look sexy and just end up looking like a weird boy.
I wish I could sell my textbooks directly to my drug dealer and cut out the middle man
he told me my vagina was like a beautiful piece of salami
Is shaving my mustache contingent on you sleeping over tonight?
Just got attacked by a family of raccoons, I have the worst luck.
I remember doing shots of gin, then I have this strange memory of us making out in the womens room at waffle house.
I regret none of it.
NO HOOKUPS IN THE CAR. I will try as i might to practice what i preach, but there are no guarantees.
I have a spatula mark on my ass. He spanked me with a spatula. Take that Rachel Ray.
He signed my ass with a Waffle House pen.
I slept with the Australian in the bathroom of a gay bar. What has my life become.
She pinched my nipples too hard I THINK THEYRE GONE
I TOLD YOU ABOUT GOTH CHICKS BRO. I WARNED YOU
just realized I'll be in a check out line with just Hershey syrup and condoms. I don't know if I am setting a good image for our generation
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