You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
9 of the 12 girls i had sex with in college are on facebook
it was an ugly road back then. i'm sure time hasn't been friendly.
I really hope I'm not the first person who's had to wash vomit off of cash and credit cards.
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Tell me why I'm at Target and this entire Spanish family is crowding around the condoms questioning which ones they should get
whoooo knowwsss what george of the jungle juice is but i feel like im in the promised land
you were sat in the corner crying until someone gave you a baguette, which you then tried to feed to the duck doorstop.
I regret nothing
All together there was 318 cigarette butts in the pool... And my microwave.
We have a vagina exchange agreement. Neither of us can hook up with any of our own law firm's summer associates. So we have a scout and referral program and invite each other to the other firm's summer events. Criss-cross!! Works every summer.
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Dude, I passed out on the side walk, lost my phone and shirt, and walked 12 miles home after I disappeared from the club
I asked my boyfriend if he wanted a bong for his birthday but he instead asked for corndogs
the cheaper the better
Hey. It's Michael. The guy that had his tongue in your mouth last night. Just wanted to check in with you.
Bro you were on fire last night...like a less Irish version of Liam Neeson
Apparently karate chopping the fronts off all the paper towel and soap dispensers in the bathrooms isn't even frowned upon. Like even at the third bar when I fell flat on my back trying to jump kick the last one some guy just helped me up and high fived me. America.
idk how many shots you took between 2:39 and 3:05, but your message went from "Please text me tomorrow." to "Why you sto textom?"
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