i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
Prostitute standing on the corner thrusting at cars as they drive by. New marketing strategy?
she kept checking the clock when she was giving me head and at midnight she said she had to stop because she cant eat meat on fridays is that bitch serious
My broken door handle makes it really inconvient for when i need to puke at red lights.
Convinced lucas all the eggs in the fridge are fertilized and now he's crying.
When I found her she was drinking wine out of a plastic bag in a bathroom stall, staring at herself in the mirror and crying hysterically. Cabo does things to a person...
He got completely naked and is now just standee there next to my bed poking at my hamster. Why can't I get sex the normal way.
he said verbatim, he wants to "bang you hard".
My landlord showed my apartment to a prospective tenant today and I had my vibrator and gun both chilling on my nightstand
Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
You don't know reunion panic until you've exfoliated your butt cheeks.
you ever just feel like an organ is failing?
Also so weird my phone cracked after I repeatedly threw it at the ground as hard as possible
Does it count as a threesome if your friend drunkenly has sex on top of you while you're passed out?
just threw up in a gas staton parking lot in front of a father and son. stared them in the eyes and finished like a boss
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