We even fucked WHILE he was making me breakfast in bed.
Somebody spraypainted a transformers head on a transformer box..my life is complete
I'm celebrating tres de junio so if you can help me find some sombreros ill be grateful. Also, today in 1992 Aborigines were granted rights to their land so I might need some boomerangs.
I heard from anne today. She has a broken collarbone and is knocked up. Apparently florida is awesome
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IM PICKING UP BLOW FOR US STOP WHINING ABOUT SEX
dude. this chick is staring at me like i gave her brother herpes.
She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.
the party has pretty much ended, it's just 20ish of us jumping and grinding to music from some guy's phone in the corner.
Just told my shrink " this was a year for whoring around"
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Thanks for the Beyonce article. In other news, I just passed a man with the state of Florida tattooed on his face.
I just sneezed and margarita mix and ash came out of my nose. I love jersey
You want to know how I feel? I feel like Cady Heron pushed me in front of a bus last night.
And you said I'm not athletic, I rubbed one out with my sports band on, it's the same as walking 1/4 mile.
it's pizza time hurry your sexcapades
the funny thing was, all i remember was a liter of vodka and going to oneonta for the night. then 2 weeks later bam, i get a letter banning me from campus for the next 4 years. awesome convorsation with my dad to wake up to.
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