Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
he pointed at my clit and asked with a confused face, 'whats this thingy??"
It's like she bought one bad life decision and got one free
Come 10 years my vagina won't look like this. I must cherish it
they call him Oral-B. enough said
I can't believe I cried over a sausage mcmuffin.
I am convinced that after two dates and a few adult sleepovers that he still doesn't know my name.
I know my whole body feels like I belly flopped onto concrete. Seriously need to tone it down for a while
Good. Need a drinking partner later. FOR AMERICA!!!
Because you failed to stop the wedding, now I have to be a homewrecker. My eternal damnation is on your head I hope you're proud.
Seriously. All I want right now is a 40 with a nipple on it, and a nap
It's one of those "I can't stand you but we're stuck in the same hotel room tonight so let's fuck until one of us passes out" kind of nights.
I would drive 12 hours round trip for you to have an orgasm, cause that's friendship
She's currently singing "I'm gonna keep on lovin you" to her pillow. How do you think tonight went?
I'm pmsing pretty hard.. .just cried 3 times while eating a Hershey bar dipped in peanut butter
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