its like his balls were made of silver and he was trying to polish the tarnish off
My brother and I both agreed that your boobs are fake.
I passed out on my porch last night. I'm still making it to class. This is what growing up means.
i licked icing off his dick. in front of his sister.
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The cops said we could pay $250 or spend the night in jail and get 2 free meals. I might pee in mail-boxes more often
I woke up and watched my kitten suck on his nipple. Way too hungover to intervene. He thought it was me, so he just giggled and mumbled "mmm girl."
Seriously? God I hope he wasn't lactating.
......... Poor kitty
I'm watching a man in drag spread food products on his face my life is spiraling out of control.
Did I run away from you last night?
Yeah it was a great moment for our friendship
I just watched two grown men tickle-fight. Just glorious. No words.
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I feel like Jeremy snapchattong while we're fucking is a perfect example of our generation..
I truly wish I could say I pulled my groin straddling our cab driver but unfortunately I cannot
Why would you waste your Ritalin on your children?
I'm disgusted with myself. I feel like I need 10 boxes of Summer's Eve and a baptism.
Last night you were prentending to be a broom stick...you were laying on the floor and humming the Harry potter song.
If you think me talking about that hot guy accepting my LinkedIn request is pornographic, I’m not sure how you’re gonna feel when I tell you I fucked a stranger on a park bench last weekend
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