Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
i cant decide if i should go fuck j*** or keep watching real genius
Whatcha textin bout Willis?
My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
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I am like king midas for the gay community. everything I touch turns into a lesbian.
let's get a trip to cabo together for next spring... they have to have forgotten about me by now
I'm drunk on a monday night. Not a good start to finals week
Are we playing "how much awkwardness can we fit in the final 29 hours of 2011"?
yes yes we are. Go do something with super glue. i don't want to win.
Having my alarm go off at 3:30 makes me wanna rip my dick off and shove it through my eye socket
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Slip and slide hallway was not one of my better ideas.
I hope your fat roommate breaks the bunkbed and crushes you in your sleep
it was like a shit fog rolling out of the east to encompass me and have it's way with me
Dude I just saw a beer truck w taps in the side... It's like god heard my prayers and sent me a gift from heaven
I love how when he said ecstasy pills both of our heads whipped around like a couple of horned owls.
My dad told me that my grandparents are giving me $20,000 and my actual response was "do you know how many kittens I could buy with that?!?"
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