found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
dude she was so drunk she thought Jim Joyce made the right call
her best friend is in town and she told me that they used to fool around when they were drunk and I'd have to "help keep that from happening"
you motherfucker
Human Centipede: The Drinking Game. This is non-negotiable. First one to pass out the rest of us get to FEEEEED THEM!
Well since its impossible for me to swallow a pill this big I'm making wine slushies out of them
dreams really do come true on the roof and drinking again
I called her 20 times. Apparently she went home to do MORE shots before bed. Didnt miss me until this morning. WHO FORGETS THEIR HIGHSCHOOL SISTER AT A FRAT?
Well my friend Jon slept on the couch and I slept next to my cooked lean pocket on the carpet
We were so drunk that when I broke the bottom off a pint glass we decided to make it into a candle holder. How does that happen?!
If I had your job the next day id be on the news. And not the good news. Like fox & friends. Nancy grace would have my ass.
Well, maybe we can talk about it over a drink and some crushed up vicodin.
You screamed "i promise ill stop blowing your brother" in the middle of a packed restaurant at 1pm. We should maybe rethink our relationship.
She's too awesome to dump: she gives me great blow jobs and free Popeyes. You just don't burn a bridge like that.
You casually put your finger in my ass and other people are weird..
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