its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
Romer got arrested for getting in a bar fight with a bus boy because he was trying to steal a keg, had it all the way to the car
He gets a blow job; I get my oil changed free of charge. And that way I only see him every 2500 miles.
you referred to yourself as the crossing guard because of your neon shirt and began directing bar traffic
I distinctly remember calling the anesthesiologist a "sneaky little bastard" directly to his face
I feel like the fact that I slept with someone who dresses up like Batman a few times will never be lived down.
We bought only tequila and Twister. And you're STILL surprised you got pregnant?
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
Nope. I've found you care about two things in life: your momma and spreading your seed.
Stop studying come to the bar get drunk and help me figure out how to get home pretend there are commas in there someplace
She looks like a hot George Washington...I'm going for it
I said he looked like a lumberjack and that's when he came. I guess he liked the beard compliment?
He thought I was gay. I had to explain I just really like wearing flannel.
Ok here's the plan: birth control, KFC, handcuffs.
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