I'm to the point in my high that every song eventually turns into Lady Gaga
There are babies in the room i shouldnt be high with babies in the room.
Please don't tell me I was shouting "I'm bleeding from my vagina" in front of my ex-boyfriend and his new girlfriend.
The bartender gave me a roll of masking tape so I could tape my heels to my feet so I wouldn't lose them when i went drunk running later that night
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Wtf. I just got invited to a threeway bj session in the bathroom at boiler. Lmao
LSD in a sugar cube. Dropped it in my whiskey sour and felt like I was rowing a boat.
Im shrooming at the foot of a tree on top of a mountain. Feeling fly as fuckin socrates and bon iver.
I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
I'm pretty sure I just orgasmned my way out of paying for that weed
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It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
All I know is that I have a black eye and an extra $200 in my wallet. Other than that, clueless.
Drunk me commented on almost all of her pictures. My favorite one is titled "be as the sea". My comment is "cold, rough, large and letting anyone come inside you. you accomplished." Guessing I'm not invited to the party anymore.
I made out with a guy dressed as the pdx airport carpet.
Portlandia didn't prepare you for that?
Ur creepiness is now affecting my life and I'm not okay with it
Kids music just accidentally came on at this party. I didn't know how many stoners were here until they all sang along.
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