I look better un-naked...
whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
Too tired to do the dishes so I made mac and cheese in a teapot. There's still some left if you want some...
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
I slept in bed with them the night they met. I once peed on the bride. And now I get to give a speech at their wedding. Piece of cake.
Are we still banned from the library?
Haha jealous. If I could remember my dreams I'm pretty sure they would constantly be about being drunk in foreign countries
At least you got a round of applause for dancing like vanilla ice across the street and into the bar. Even as you were getting carded
Masturbated before I came into work and now the finger scanner won't clock me in. Fuck Valentines Day.
I'm 10 cats away from completing my post divorce transformation.
I had a spiritual reading tonight and my dead grandmother called me a whore.
When the people downstairs start talking about drugs, I second guess buying my drugs from them. Then I remember they are cheap and convenient.
You poured all their beer into ziploc baggies so it would be "better on the go"
she hand cuffed me to the bed naked, jumped off the dresser naked, hit her head on the fan and knocked herself out. when her mom came home i had to call her for help, she could have died man...
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