glad my latex allergy prevents me from being a one-night stand whore
Twist it, pull it, flick it... Bop it was like the first time I touched myself.
called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
An ad on my facebook says "don't be THAT girl". Its like it knows.
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just because you are in college doesnt mean its okay to pregame easter mass.
Okay good. I don't want another mom thinking I got their daughter pregnant.
There's a homeless man outside the bar. I have a toothbrush and toothpaste in my car. I think i'm going to give them to him. And they said drinking is bad.
You're so thoughtful.
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
I woke up in my living room, on the floor, wearing nothing but a fur coat?
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YET AGAIN, my financial planning for 2013 consists MOSTLY of eating chipotle as "brain food" and drinking Heavily before the Jeopardy contestant test.
I'm fucking a man old enough to be my father who is also dating my boss. What have you done with your life?
Dude come to her party. Someone just took a body shot of rubbing alcohol
Do the right thing and go fuck yourself off a cliff
Should I go bust a nut on the beach
He got mad at you last time bc you tried to rap battle him via text. This is strictly business.
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