They use the phrase "final warning" so often the words have lost all meaning.
Passing las posas road. In a world of pain. Im trying to piss in a bottle through the hole in my crotch. I wish i had a bigger dick.
It just feels so wrong throwing away the condoms into her Hello Kitty trashcan
yeah that pretty much nipped itself in the bud when I realized i could see her whiteheads glowing in the blacklight
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Yes. Being a lesbian's wingman is a fun as it sounds
There is a girl in my drunk limo who hasn't seen an uncircumcised penis. Hook me up with a picture.
this is what happens when you pick a roommate a year in advance.. she ends up hating you for hooking up with for of her extended family members
I rocked my own world, he was just a prop.
Something bad happened. I'm just giving you some notice. So you can smoke some pot and hide all sharp items in the house.
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I just saw a bunch of drunk old guys riding on the side of a modified old fire truck yelling at cars and smoking while they looked for parking...promise we will be just like them when we grow up?
I'm craigslisting fire trucks as we speak
I have a bad feeling I'm going to like this fuck buddy
Just woke up. Will be over soon. DON'T LEAVE THE CHAMPAGNE UNSUPERVISED.
He's so in love with you that you could fuck a blood relative and he'd be like "I just want you to be happy"
Apparently I’m a terrible influence when alcohol is involved
Dude. If you guys end up really liking each other, the color of his pubes won't matter. I wouldn't break a sweat.
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