D3 body, D1 cock
so then you were screaming "GIVE ME KELVINS!" and heating things up in the microwave and no one knew what you wanted
I just opened a gallon of milk that is good through the 10th of January- I hope I can say the same for myself.
I think he may have overheard our "how much coke would you fuck me for" conversation last night...
then mid-sex he looked at me and said "i hope this is as good for you as it is for me" and kept going.
I'm sick of being the only unemployed member of the group. Doing things alone isn't partying. Its sad.
I think I sprained my soul last night
I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
Besides the fact that the only male who has shown an interest in me in the last 5 months has a strange and unfortunate resemblance to fucking Frodo, I've been good thanks
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
well I tackled her when she was going to go upstairs because I was convinced that the house was haunted. You gotta stick together in horror movies.
Some crack addled fool from the sketch ass motel behind the restaurant just gave me a flyer for an AA group when I was on my smoke break. I don't do mornings
He just said "I know you want my cock" and I said nah. I want food bro
I just ate part of my sock, this has got to stop.
So this morning when I woke up. I found my refrigerator open and no more food. It was empty, I'm home alone for the week. Where in hell did that food go?
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