Sometimes I think its so cool that a dick that has been inside kate moss has also been inside me. So exciting.
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
What happened at the top of the stairs is never to be spoken of again.
He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
still using moms red Christmas cookie plate she sent to cut lines on. not sure I can return with a clear conscious
Apparently I took one a huge picture off the wall at the bar and was walking around dancing with it..
He is just lying there. People are throwing money onto his chest as they walk by...
Im eating these cheese filled pretzels. So good. Theres jizz dripping out places i didnt even know i had.
I drank it. I drank the beer from '78. I drank my bday beer, I drank my soul
If you really loved me, you'd support my weed habit.
As the person who squeezed you out of my vagina, the answer is no.
I'm just gonna go with where the wind takes me. if it takes me to his dick, so be it.
Going to the bathroom drunk while wearing overalls is such a struggle
you know you should be lucky to find the case to my dildo....that means no more random guys at the house!
Just saw you run by my class yelling "fuck you!". Good luck and stay human!
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