i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
I Once took so much Ecstacy that I tried to hug a fire.
She has an incinerator in her basement. Have you ever incinerated used condoms?
Lmao what?
It's a yes or no question.
so this guy on craigslist is offering a case of beer to shave his back. i think i'm gonna take him up on it.
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I'm not really sure how I got home, but judging by this headache, i'm assuming it involved bourbon.
i just googled "alcohol delivery service". im combating drunk driving one lazy act a time.
i cleaned the weed out of my bowl, pretended it was a spoon and ate oatmeal with it. my mom cried
I voted for him because his wife supports his raging sex life.
nobody understands how my tooth became embedded in the ceiling last night.
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He was my shower sex Sherpa last night. And we both made it safely up the mountain.
You've created a tinder dominating monster.
You know for a guy who frequently jumps into stuff without thinking it through, your can do spirit is lacking on this one
Charging my vibrator at work. Pray to god I don't forget it!!!
It's three am. I'm drunk in a stairwell in Vegas. My flight leaves at six. Help.
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
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