If i come over, it means nothing
Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
i'm officially boycotting relationships. hello random hook ups and treating men like meat.
four days late. damn you, makeup sex. you win again.
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is it STILL halloween? when did this turn into a week long holiday
He bought me shots at the bar as his way of of paying me back for Plan B
I am currently listening to someone take a shit. I hate the hole in the ceiling.
just found a bag of Oreos in my purse labeled "emergency".
it's like getting dryhumped by a chainsaw in the very best possible way
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As we were passing the joint around, people were dunking Jenga pieces in Vaseline and sticking them to the window. I also smoked weed with a girl that was in an above the influence commercial.
I think it's gonna be hard to find a guy that won't take my consistent drinking as alcoholism
Whiskey and tits go great with anything. Especially fire.
I'm discussing Magic Mike with my mom and totally get why she thinks I'm gay.
My tinder date wouldn't stop talking about the Star Wars movie trailer long enough to fuck me. HOW IS THIS MY LIFE?!?
When we were in Vegas he tried to get an Elvis impersonator to act dead on a toilet so he could take photos. This is even worse
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