she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
Dude...that line about her giving me a blowjob to get rid of her hangover actually got rid of her hangover. Spread the word.
WHEN DID YOU SAY YOU COME BACK BC I GOT INVITED TO A KEG WAR PARTY
You told the cashier at McDonald's not to smell the ones cause you had just got back from the strip club. Good deed.
I'll be there in a few.
I'M COUNTING TO FEW.
she got the mcdonald's logo tattooed on her ass. sober. yesterday at noon.
Glow Paint looked great for the Black Light Party last night, Tonight having a glow in the dark Pizza on my arm, not so much.
You are the epitome of what awesome would taste like.
Might call you tomorrow on a drunken hate filled rant, or just a normal hate filled rant, either way be ready.
I just wiped cum off my face with baby wipes... #momlife
you're like an angel sent from heaven to guide my sex life into greatness
Thats so sweet
Apparently I made a chicken patty, angrily took it out of the microwave, walked outside, and threw it over the balcony. #me
In between explaining the best feminist lenses for the myth of Persephone and doing vodka shots with my friends she dragged me into my car and gave me an Earth shattering blow job. Honestly I think I'm in love.
And when were you going to tell me to stop dancing on his coffee table singing "come on irene?"
dont know what thebfuxk is in rhat shit, but dont lemme have antmore
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