My place. Tomorrow Night. Bring your liver, and something for it to do.
so her cute freckles turned out to be blackheads
You and I should start a club for people who woke up on outside on a bench with no idea how they got there.
I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
Have you been tested recently?
Well I got my shots when I was a baby so I think I'm immune
I mean, we started to hook up but my asthma attack kind of killed the mood
Get caught with marijuana. Cop takes piece. Buy new bong. Circle of fun.
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
Honest to god.. She looks better fat. I never would have imagined those words coming out of my mouth, EVER.
Dead. I am actually dead. Also, worst nightmare confirmed: throwing up in a four hundred person lecture.
I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
We are making a pool on how long he stays sober this time you want in?
I ran into a wall that clearly had things popping out. My eyebrow was bruised, both arms, the bottom of my foot. Lost half of my finger nail, my fake eyelash was stuck in my hair and I have about 47 blurry pictures of a half naked zombie DJ.
Am I the only one who finds it completely appropriate to pre-game our Brazilians?
Im drunk taking pregnancy tests with this really hot girl...i dont know what is happening
Randomize
