i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
I cant remeber how long i've been laying here...it could be 10 minutes to a fucking day
how was last night?
i woke up with my hand stuck in a jam jar with my keys in the bottom and a dog licking peanut butter off my boobs. you tell me.
I woke up on the stairs at of a Disneyland hotel. Yes, my night was amazing.
I think i accidentally made vodka pancakes
There are too many people on this bus for it to be even REMOTELY okay that I'm wearing a puke covered sweater
6 margaritas later and free shots of tequila, i woke up with a fat lip and they said i blew my nose in a slice of bread
You beat him at the shot competition, and proceeded to rub it in while telling everyone to "ASK ME A MATH QUESTION!!!"
What bar did i puke in last night
by bar you must mean bars and by in you must mean on
Happiness is watching your asshole boss' police DUI video.
just imagine me sitting naked on a toilet with a fully-clothed dude i havent seen in 2 years, trying to make normal conversation except that im covered in blood and he's helping wipe me down while i try not to pass out because blood makes me NERVOUS. And he's apologizing and i'm apologizing.
I felt like a responsible adult. A responsible adult that may or may not end up shitfaced. But not heaving purple puke into a urinal like last time because I'm classy now.
Well the streak is over, I saw a penis today
dave might be using McDoubles to pay for dances
he has gotten at least 7 lap dances out back
I didn't want him to hear me sneaking in. The doggie door was the perfect solution.
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